Written by: Vaya con dios, Elian.
Since Dec 1998, 295 people have been sacrificed and
another 860 injured in the battle for people's minds. Still
after all this carnage, the Arab people of Baghdad still
refuse to freely give up their only asset, a fossil fuel
known as oil, as if money were their god. How many Iraqis
have to die before they realize the truth? They must be out
of their minds.
A. Infidels are imbeciles.
B. Oil should be replaced by energy efficient sunlight.
C. Clinton is a warmonger.
Organs of the New World Order, the World Trade
Organization (WTO), the International Monetary Fund (IMF)
and the World Bank have held meetings in this country for the
first time, and they have been exposed/opposed by a few
extreme leftists.
A. Only Environmental whakos are protesting the inevitable.
B. The World Bank should issue grants to floundering 3rd
world countries instead of loans.
C. The beauty of the NWO is there is no need for elections.
The Christian majority of Yugoslavia chose to return to
Serbia when they were prevented from cleansing others.
Serbian leaders are being tried as war criminals by an
International Tribunal of Europeans on charges of murdering
over 100,000 Kosovars and burying them in mass graves
forcing US to bomb their European capital to smithereens.
A. Serbians are getting what they deserve.
B. The only good Serb is a dead Serb.
C. None of this would have been necessary, had Monica sent
her soiled dress to the cleaners.
The historic length of the record-setting bull market,
proves this is the best economy the nation has ever seen.
A. The stock market is the economy.
B. We can't afford to reduce taxes on the rich, and everyone
is filthy rich.
C. There's a job for everyone, so Mom & Dad can both get a
job(s) and support their family.
Everyone agrees, guns kill and should be banned.
A. Guns are the root of all evil.
B. It is a felony to defend yourself using a firearm.
C. The Bill of Rights has been amended in accordance with
the wishes of a majority of the people (in the media).
ANSWER KEY
A. You're a victim of govt propaganda. They have a
job for you at the Clinton Library.
Solution. Go the RichSlick archive & read until cured.
B. You're a true blue liberal whacko.
Solution. None. Pretend, everyone isn't as stupid as
you think. Accept the fact that sometimes the majority
does know what's best for themselves.
C. Welcome, patriot. (Clear thinking American citizen.)
The Clintons' legacy reads like a rap sheet. Attemptive
bombing of Haiti (stopped by Jimmy Carter); conspiracy to
commit murder in Waco; obtaining secret military data and
passing it on to a foreign nation; bribing/black mailing the
jury at his Impeachment Trial; war criminal, ordering the
bombing of a European capital reducing its infrastructure
to ashes while setting a new record for most people killed in
a 71-day period without the use of atomic bombs; first rapist
to be elected president; first sitting president convicted
of committing perjury in a federal trial; accepting bribes,
er, illegal campaign contributions from foreign nations, to
wit Indonesia (Riady) and Red China; sexual harassment of
junior interns....
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THE TRUTH IS...
- A. Powerful.
- B. Irrelevant.
- C. In the eye of the beholder.
- D. All of the above.
